I was looking at some signs the nitwits in Michigan were walking around with as they protested the governor of the state, you know, caring for their well-being. Folks, our opposition are not Mensa members.
Just take the photo above. Look at it. Marvel at the inanity. The stupidity. What exactly are they protesting?
First, you're not a Nazi for trying to keep people safe. You're a Nazi for killing Jews and for being fascist and generally hating everyone who isn't in your tribe. I believe they are thinking of THEIR leader. Dear Leader, eh comrades?
Secondly, Pharaoh (dude, you spelled it wrong) lost everything valuable to him because of HIS actions. God was kind of pissed off for Pharaoh’s intransigence, and it took 10 separate events, culminating in the death of his son, to get him to keep his word (of releasing slaves). There is no wit in that sign. It literally makes no sense. Are you saying that staying at home, a home you (or in this case, your parents) presumably own is equivalent to being a slave? Are you being whipped and raped, and forced to work in the fields with no recourse should you dare speak your mind? Are you suggesting only the governor can free you after she loses a family member to Covid-19? WTactualF?
Then you have the pink sign (oh the irony of the color!). I think it's saying that if you're free, you don't have to be safe or a communist. I'm not 100% clear on that. But make up your minds, is the Governor of Michigan a Fascist or a Communist? One is social-left (communism) the other is social-right (fascism).
The Pothole sign is simply funny. But a loss of points for being funny with your right hand and a doofus with your left. And double minus points for pointing out potholes (which are unsafe) in one hand and in the other, saying you don't need safety. Oh, and is that woman wearing a pussyhat? These people are so friggin' confused!
Lastly, if only one person was Covid-19 infected, many of them will now be as well. And then they take it home and give it to everybody else. WINNING!
